HORRORscopes.

That shit [excuse my language] is scary. NO LIE. But in all seriousness it just amazes me how you can determine the traits, future, and personality of a person with GREAT accuracy just by looking at some constellation. The ppl who put time and effort into it get alot of respect from me... because when I look up in the sky, I don't see a damn thing.. lol.

But since we're on the subject... I [out of curiousity] typed in "Aquarius" in a search engine the other day and came across ALOT of stuff. Things about work, food [wtf?!], hell even love... yeah... love... speaking of which...

This is what it said about me and a particular somebody [you know who you are...]

"Although Aquarius prides themself on being open, they resist change just as much as their stubborn Taurus partner. The difference is, Aquarius is also likely to change their mind at the drop of a hat, while Taurus refuses to give in or give up -- ever. Once Taurus lets Aquarius into his or her heart - something that doesn't happen easily - it becomes impossible to let them go. Aquarius values their independence, and might feel smothered by this fierce determination. Likewise, Taurus might feel threatened by Aquarius' independence, believing they aren't really committed to the relationship.

If there's one thing a Taurus hates, it's having your senses rattled by uncertainty. Taurus likes to know where you stand. Taurus needs to know. Unfortunately, the eccentric ways and strange ideas of an Aquarius won't give Taurus the security they crave. On the bright side, it's possible for Taurus to be a soothing, grounding influence on airy Aquarius. Since you're both fixed signs, you're both set in your ways. This can cause a problem when Taurus and Aquarius argue -- your stubbornness is no match for Aquarius' know-it-all attitude. See, your partner actually does know everything."

Heres what you should know about an Aquarius Man...

"Here's a guy who doesn't fit the mold. A true free spirit, his appeal comes from his courage to follow his own drummer. Usually ahead of his time, this guy's quirkiness is part of his genius. Ruled by inventive Uranus, he'll dazzle you with his utopian ideas and turn you on to worlds you never knew existed. Experimental and even kinky at times, he'll keep you guessing and take you to the edge, sexually. Emotionally, he tends to be reticent and doesn't like to talk about feelings. Accept him as he is, and he'll love you for it."

Scary, right?